A Parody of a Parody, as well as an in-joke
(Sung to the tune of Barry Manilow's "Copacabana" and Mark
Jonathan Davis' "Star Wars
Cantina")
This is a sto-ry (sto-ry!)
'Bout Alt.Fan.Fur-ry (bout alt fan fur-ry!)
Dis-cussion catered to-o
Funny animals like in some toons
You'll find in-vec-tive (Vec-Tive!)
Flames out the wa-zoo (flames out the wa-zoo)
If you look here long e-nough
'Might see sumptin furry too
But when we wrote this song
That name was way too long
So we took some liberties
As we changed this tune
To the Fur Fan(Fur Fan!)
FurFan Cantina (Fur Fan Cantina!)
Where conversation's spiked with gas-o-line-a
Heere at the Fur Fan (Fur Fan!)
FurFan Canteee-na
Flame-wars and Blow-hards
and in-cess-ant troll-ers
At the FurrrFannn!.......
Here are some Ar-tists
They rule the fan-dom (sfx:"I am GHOD here!")
In a gen-re vis-u-al
The folks who draw the stuff got pull
Some do the Clean stuff (SFX-R2D2-type chirp:"It's Squeeky Clean!")
Others do Porn-o (SFX-Woman's excited voice: "OHOH YES!!")
Can't get that stuff out-side
So there are folks here who'll o-blige
Then hoo-ters grow and grow
Se-men gets on the floor (sfx: "SPLATFGH!")
There's stuff not even touched
By Bob Gu-cchi-one
At the Fur Fan (Fur Fan!)
FurFan Cantina (Fur Fan Cantina!)
The Arm-pit of the fan-dom you will see-a
Aaat at the Fur Fan(Fur Fan!)
FurFan Canteee-na
Flame-wars and Blow-hards
and in-cess-ant troll-ers
At the FurrrFannn!.......
(FurFan Cantina)
(SFX: OBI-Wan Kenobi voice:)
"The newsgroup alt.fan.furry. You'll not find a deeper pit of scum and
treachery in the Fandom. We must be cautious"
There are the Wri-ters (Wri-ters)
Not much to say here (Not much to say here)
In a world of cute pic-tures
They strive to ham-mer out the words
And then the fla-mers (Fla-mers)
Start ver-bal fistfights (start verbal fistfights!)
Ev'ry one thinks they are dre-ek
(And entertaining as a car wreck)
Then fur-ries get per-turbed
Doc-tor Cat dis-clai-mers
And the BS gets so deep
You'll need hip wa-ders
In the Fur Fan(Fur Fan!)
FurFan Cantina (Fur Fan Cantina!)
Nothing con-struc-tive's a-chieved in hee-re
Aaat the Fur Fan(Fur Fan!)
FurFan Canteee-na
Flame-wars and Blow-hards
And in-cess-ant troll-ers
At the FurrrFannn!.......
(Fur Fan Can-tee-na)
(Fur Fan Can-tee-na)
(Fur FanCan-tee-na)
(Fur Fan Can-tee-na)
"Copacabana" performed by Barry Manilow
"Star Wars Cantina" written and performed by
Mark Jonathan Davis
"FurFan Cantina" kludged and hacked together by Yours Truly